Archive for the ‘The cinema’ Category
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Like a Twit…
Mar 26 2011
“Sucker Punch = godawful. It was like my eyes got taken out back and forced to watch my brain get shot in its face.”
I wrote this on my Twitter. It’s the Twitter equivalent of criticism which, in its own way, can never be anything other than a sucker punch.
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Bravo, Green Hornet!
Jan 15 2011
Green Hornet was a largely unremarkable film.
I knew that coming in, more or less. Seth Rogan is no great American actor. He’s not even very good. He has his one character, and I guess he plays it dutifully, the sort-of slacker guy who’s kind of smarmy and who, if you ever met him in the [...] -
Go Ask Alice …
Sep 12 2010
I went to see Resident Evil today, fully expecting at least a trainwreck and came away satisfied. They piled extra trains for this one, loaded them all up onto one track and then made a good show of running them, full speed, at one another.
The film is a series of endless nonsensical moments punctuated with [...] -
Salt, With Popcorn
Jul 25 2010
I’m going to have to come right out and spoil Salt for everyone. I can do this because I honestly believe no one, including me, reads this blog. I can also do this because I am attempting to become a better human being, and by ruining this movie for everyone, I am performing a valuable [...]
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That’s Not A Real Movie…
Jun 4 2010
Understand I have nothing against the people who made, say, Soul Plane. I am sure they are all of them fine, upstanding folk.
I just don’t believe Soul Plane is, in fact, a real movie.
It’s astounding how many times I’ll be sitting in some movie theater somewhere, accosted by previews for films that simply do not, [...]
